Ok so as every knows yadda yadda i love quotes, well i was talking to my brother today and he found this notebook with some old quotes he made up hahahaha some of them CRACKED me up!! Thought I would share. :)
All quotes by Sean Wanzer, my brotha.
''I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.''
''I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice-mail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?'
''Was learning cursive really necessary?''
''MapQuest really needs to start their directions on #5. Pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.''
"'There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.''
(this is one of my favs LOL)
"I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in."
"You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you've made up your mind that you just aren't doing anything productive for the rest of the day."
''Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don'twant to have to restart my collection.''
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